The Fast and the Furious: Tokyo Drift (2006)

August 3rd, 2018

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Hey, you guys love that movie franchise with Vin Diesel and the white guy driving fast cars in a straight line, right? Well, now it's a franchise about not those people driving fast cars around corners!

In what F&tF fans unanimously agree is either the worst or the best (trust me, some people actually think this) entry in the series, Lucas Black is Sean Boswell, a 17-year-old high-school student played by a 24-year-old who looks like he's in his late 30s, and whose Alabama accent is so stupid that it must be a cruel joke character that he does, like Larry the Cable Guy or something. His chronic delinquency gets him shipped out to the mean streets of Tokyo, where he immediately gets on the bad side of some scary kid whose uncle is in the Yakuza or something. And the only solution...is driving fast cars...around corners.

There's actually a lot of interesting stuff to talk about with Tokyo Drift -- the introduction to the series of director Justin Lin and recurring character Han Seoul-Oh, the dialed-down homoeroticism and the dialed-way-up objectification of female characters, the parts where they drive cars around corners really fast -- but what fascinates us the most is how this entry later fits into the overall series's suddenly-very-convoluted continuity. We'd skip it if we could, but it's going to become a hinge around which the entire franchise rotates, which is both inexplicably insane and also perfectly fitting.

2 Fast 2 Furious (2003)

July 20th, 2018

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The Fast & Also Furious Franchise takes a hard pivot from Point Break ripoff to something in more of a Bad Boys 2 buddy/comedy/action vein, with shirtless Tyrese Gibson replacing a Vin Diesel who has moved on to the certain-to-be-more-successful XXX franchise.

The action takes place in Miami this time, where everything is neon and everyone says "bruh" all the time because "bro" is too much effort. Ludacris is on hand to officiate any street races you might need to organize, which is a good thing, because street races are the solution to every problem. Need some quick cash? Street race. Don't like the amazing cars the government gave you to infiltrate a gang of drug smugglers? Street. Race.

Join us for the movie that broke the Electric Boogaloo Sequel Name Evaluation System before it had a chance to take over the world by storm.

The Fast and the Furious (2001)

July 6th, 2018

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It's time to fasten your seatbelts (get it? GET IT?!?!) as Search for Schlock returns for its reluctant / triumphant sixth season! We took a year off, so now we're refreshed and ready to take on the day.

To keep us that way, witness now a full-on format change: we're going to watch every single installment of the Fast and the Furious franchise to date (all 8 of 'em). And then we'll strongly consider doing something like that again, before deciding against it and going right back to our old format. Hey, the point is we tried.

In the meantime, Andrew will force Chris and James to watch in mute horror as Vin Diesel and friends nos their way through eight increasingly ridiculous installments, starting with...the first one. It's basically Point Break, but did that movie have Race Wars? No, only this movie has Race Wars. (It's not what you think!)

Anyway, welcome back, and we're glad to be back, and we're glad that you exist, and we love you.

Stewardess School (1986)

July 1st, 2017

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There comes a time in every podcasters life when he or she realizes .... ENOUGH!

Or at least enough for now. Ladies and gentleman this weeks webipod marks our fifth anniversary. That is five god damned years of bringing you over 130 episodes of us droning on about terrible (but sometimes great) films. A lot in our lives have changed. A lot is on our respective plates. Andrew for instance has 20 children now and is planning on opening his own circus to showcase them. We need a break.

So this episode marks the beginning of a hiatus for Search for Schlock. A hiatus of undetermined length. I could give you the details but we don't have many to give if I'm being honest ... and more will be discussed within the episode itself.

So without further adieu I bring you Stewardess School. The most ridiculous film ever made about ... Stewardesses. One of Andrews all time favorite bad films and frankly a fitting flick to end five years of crap. As well as a trivia game complete with cheesy buzzers testing me and Andrews knowledge of our own crappy show. (James you outdid your self buddy). It is one of the most memorable episodes to date ... says me.

I'll let the episode elaborate further ... along with our thoughts on the hiatus. Just listen!!

Coming Soon: Stewardess School (1986)

June 19th, 2017

The Alchemist (1983)

June 7th, 2017

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Everyone who took part in this film are bad people and should feel bad. All of them without question.

Well maybe it wasn't that bad. It certainly wasn't the worst movie we've endured. It's simple another in a long line of boring ... not that great ... not that unique ... Charles Band films.

The Alchemist!

Charles who we discovered was the director of a film called The Gingerdead Man starring Gary Busey. About a gingerbread man who murders ... so yeah. There is a definite level of quality one comes to expect.

No alchemists harmed during the filming of this webipod ... just the continuing deterioration of two podcasters souls ... The Alchemist!

Coming Soon: The Alchemist (1983)

May 30th, 2017

Roller Boogie (1979)

May 22nd, 2017

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I for one thought that a movie solely based on people roller skating to disco music would cripple my soul. I was wrong.

Roller Boogie!

In this weeks webipod we watch what could only have been a cocaine fueled fever dream come to fruition. There is disco! There is roller boogie-ing! There is Linda Blair! ... and this guy!!

To be honest it was a lot of fun and we go on for maybe a little too long. About Roller Boogie and many other random points of interest ... points of interest to no one but us more than likely, but hey you knew what you were getting into. Also I leave in a little extra audio that I would normally delete when editing this podcast. Partially because I thought it was funny ... partially because I'm lazy ... enjoy!!

Coming Soon: Roller Boogie (1979)

May 16th, 2017

The Mummy (1959)

May 9th, 2017

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Sorry listeners. There will be no groans of pain in today's webipod. For in this episode Andrew and I watch a classic. A Hammer Horror classic to be exact.

The Mummy!

Starring our beloved favorites and Hammer Horror alumni ... Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Once again at odds in a campy yet wonderful monster movie romp. There honestly isn't much else to say other than watch ... now!