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This one found its way onto our list on the basis of its name alone (and we didn't even know about the exclamation point!). Basically, someone had the idea to shoot a parody of then-five-year-old erotic drama 9 1/2 Weeks that is also about ninjas, and that person was given money to make this happen. If that doesn't grab you, take a look at the filmography of romantic lead Andee Gray. What's that uncredited role in RoboCop, you ask? She was in one of the "I'd Buy That For A Dollar" TV segments (you know, the one Emil is watching through a store window while violence erupts in the streets because the cops are on strike in the third act). That's it, sold. Done. I will watch any movie that features any actor from the "I'd Buy That For A Dollar" segments from RoboCop, PERIOD.