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PLOT SYNPOSIS: An ultra-feminist budding journalist with an irrational hatred of bras joins the Mesa State cheerleading squad in order to get the big scoop about how shallow cheerleaders and jocks are. Instead, she falls for the studly quarterback, kind-of befriends the other cheerleaders, and uncovers a point-shaving scheme. 

FAMOUS FOR: Just being a piece of shit. Chris lumped this in with our other candidate movies after seeing it on a number of "worst ever" lists. About a month ago we started seriously considering taking it off the list altogether, because it just looks absolutely worthless. The Omagahedron had other plans.

PREPARE YOURSELF FOR: An uneven narrative experience. Is this a comedy, or is it dead serious? Is it sexy, or is sex a very bad thing? Are feminists silly, or is it true that large-breasted cheerleaders should not wear bras, ever? Get ready for an ending that poses more questions than it answers.