Coming Soon: Joysticks (1983)

January 22nd, 2016

Deathstalker II (1987)

January 15th, 2016

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In this weeks webipod we skip straight to the second installment of beloved fantasy movie franchise ... Deathstalker! You all remember Deathstalker right?! ....... well thats ok. The only one who did was Andrew and his brother James. Their blurry childhood memories of a more perverse robin hood archetype quipping his way through a poorly budgeted middle earth like setting remained dormant and waiting ... waiting for the day we'd unleash this podcast. Waiting for the day they'd be able to tell the tale of a USA Up All Night encounter that forever changed their lives! (actually not much of this is true and I'm probably overselling it) So join us for swords, boobs, amazon women and pigmen ... I bring you DEATHSTALKER II!

Coming Soon: Deathstalker II (1987)

January 8th, 2016

Charley Varrick (1973)

January 1st, 2016

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What would you do if you had the mob on your tail. On your tail for drop money you unwittingly stole from a small town bank. If the enforcer they sent to collect was Joe Don Baker. If you were Walter Matthau................... I know right?!
Join us for this weeks webipod as we're shockingly surprised to find ourselves in the midst of a legitimately great film!! ... ok it's not perfect but it's good ... and that's saying a lot for this podcast.

Coming Soon: Charley Varrick (1973)

December 25th, 2015

Real Genius (1985)

December 18th, 2015

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Imagine if you will the year 1985. Reagan meets Gorbachev ... Nintendo ... New Wave ... Hair Bands ... Michael Jordan is named Rookie of the Year!! All of these things dwarf in comparison to what would be the single greatest pop culture event of the year ... Real Genius. Never again will you have to imagine what it would be like to watch Val Kilmer invent lasers. Nor would you ever again need to wonder what Tears for Fears: Everybody Wants to Rule the World set against a backdrop of popcorn would be like. All of these revelations were brought to us in the mid eighties and will be nostalgically relived on this weeks webipod. So join us as we remember what it was like when William Atherton played an asshole in every film and The Comsat Angels played the soundtrack to our members only jacket wearing lives.

... ok too many references.

Coming Soon: Real Genius (1985)

December 11th, 2015

Project London (2013)

December 3rd, 2015

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Have you ever wondered what it would be like to watch a science fiction film made almost entirely by volunteers with almost no budget? … me either. Yet in this week's webipod we bring you Project London!… and no before you ask it doesn't take place in London but rather the super future of Seattle! But wait there's more! It stars no one you know or have ever heard of or likely ever will and was recommended to us by friend of the show Tyler simply because he has a cameo in it… and has never bothered to watch it… (Frankly if you're still reading and have any interest in listening to this episode you're showing a level of dedication to this podcast that frightens me) So join us dear listeners as we tear a new one into some poor bastards life long dream of creating a piece of auteur cinema.

p.s. We feel bad about this one… we really do.

Coming Soon: Project London (2013)

November 27th, 2015

Starcrash (1978)

November 20th, 2015

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Before Turkey brought us Turkish Star Wars and America produced Battle Beyond the [Turkish] Star[ War]s, the Italians took a stab at the space opera genre (or, the blatant ripoff genre, if we're being completely honest). Hammer Horror alum Caroline Munro stars as Stella Star, whose name literally means Star Star. She's kind of a female Han Solo, but instead of a big hairy monster, her sidekick kind of looks like the Greatest American Hero. Also, for reasons never explained, her sidekick can do literally anything, to the point that it's not clear why Stella Star is putting in any effort at all. Just have your sidekick wave his hand and fix everything, Stella. David Hasselhoff and Christopher Plummer are in this movie too, by the way, and that's definitely interesting, but can we get back to this all-powerful sidekick? He can bring people back to life. And what's with his hair? Why is he hanging out with a space smuggler? We're so confused right now.