The Alchemist (1983)

June 7th, 2017

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Everyone who took part in this film are bad people and should feel bad. All of them without question.

Well maybe it wasn't that bad. It certainly wasn't the worst movie we've endured. It's simple another in a long line of boring ... not that great ... not that unique ... Charles Band films.

The Alchemist!

Charles who we discovered was the director of a film called The Gingerdead Man starring Gary Busey. About a gingerbread man who murders ... so yeah. There is a definite level of quality one comes to expect.

No alchemists harmed during the filming of this webipod ... just the continuing deterioration of two podcasters souls ... The Alchemist!

Coming Soon: The Alchemist (1983)

May 30th, 2017

Roller Boogie (1979)

May 22nd, 2017

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I for one thought that a movie solely based on people roller skating to disco music would cripple my soul. I was wrong.

Roller Boogie!

In this weeks webipod we watch what could only have been a cocaine fueled fever dream come to fruition. There is disco! There is roller boogie-ing! There is Linda Blair! ... and this guy!!

To be honest it was a lot of fun and we go on for maybe a little too long. About Roller Boogie and many other random points of interest ... points of interest to no one but us more than likely, but hey you knew what you were getting into. Also I leave in a little extra audio that I would normally delete when editing this podcast. Partially because I thought it was funny ... partially because I'm lazy ... enjoy!!

Coming Soon: Roller Boogie (1979)

May 16th, 2017

The Mummy (1959)

May 9th, 2017

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Sorry listeners. There will be no groans of pain in today's webipod. For in this episode Andrew and I watch a classic. A Hammer Horror classic to be exact.

The Mummy!

Starring our beloved favorites and Hammer Horror alumni ... Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Once again at odds in a campy yet wonderful monster movie romp. There honestly isn't much else to say other than watch ... now!

Coming Soon: The Mummy (1959)

May 1st, 2017

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

April 25th, 2017

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Now I wouldn't go so far as to say this is THE worst film we've watched during our illustrious webipod career ... but god damn if it ain't close. Despite the pull on funding part way through the post production process (causing the comically bad CG) this film is just a general mess. The story makes no sense ... the quasi science makes NO sense ... and the casting is dubious at best. Ben Kingsley being the only thing that saves us from the wicked queer "science" of one Edward Burns.

While the film is barely in the vicinity of the original short story plot line ... I feel like Ray was doing somersaults in his grave while this was, briefly, in the theaters. Ah well ... James strikes again.

Join us for A Sound of Thunder!

Coming Soon: A Sound of Thunder (2005)

April 17th, 2017

Bachelor Party (1984)

April 10th, 2017

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Bachelor Partyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

This has been a long time coming my friends. Long time listeners know full well how long we've been waiting for this one. It is the perfect example of bad meets good this podcast so often strives for. Wacky, zany, and fun (albeit a bit dated and misogynistic) it's hard not to enjoy the ridiculous and cartoon antics of this film. Good old fashion 80's nudity, for no damn reason, mixed with circumstances and jokes that only make sense if you're in a Warner Bros cartoon.

Join us as we enjoy one of Mr. Hanks finest ... nay his FINEST role. Bachelor Party!

Coming Soon: Bachelor Party (1984)

April 3rd, 2017