Coming Soon: Roller Boogie (1979)

May 16th, 2017

The Mummy (1959)

May 9th, 2017

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Sorry listeners. There will be no groans of pain in today's webipod. For in this episode Andrew and I watch a classic. A Hammer Horror classic to be exact.

The Mummy!

Starring our beloved favorites and Hammer Horror alumni ... Peter Cushing and Christopher Lee. Once again at odds in a campy yet wonderful monster movie romp. There honestly isn't much else to say other than watch ... now!

Coming Soon: The Mummy (1959)

May 1st, 2017

A Sound of Thunder (2005)

April 25th, 2017

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Now I wouldn't go so far as to say this is THE worst film we've watched during our illustrious webipod career ... but god damn if it ain't close. Despite the pull on funding part way through the post production process (causing the comically bad CG) this film is just a general mess. The story makes no sense ... the quasi science makes NO sense ... and the casting is dubious at best. Ben Kingsley being the only thing that saves us from the wicked queer "science" of one Edward Burns.

While the film is barely in the vicinity of the original short story plot line ... I feel like Ray was doing somersaults in his grave while this was, briefly, in the theaters. Ah well ... James strikes again.

Join us for A Sound of Thunder!

Coming Soon: A Sound of Thunder (2005)

April 17th, 2017

Bachelor Party (1984)

April 10th, 2017

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Bachelor Partyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!

This has been a long time coming my friends. Long time listeners know full well how long we've been waiting for this one. It is the perfect example of bad meets good this podcast so often strives for. Wacky, zany, and fun (albeit a bit dated and misogynistic) it's hard not to enjoy the ridiculous and cartoon antics of this film. Good old fashion 80's nudity, for no damn reason, mixed with circumstances and jokes that only make sense if you're in a Warner Bros cartoon.

Join us as we enjoy one of Mr. Hanks finest ... nay his FINEST role. Bachelor Party!

Coming Soon: Bachelor Party (1984)

April 3rd, 2017

Death Wish V (1994)

March 26th, 2017

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Once upon a time a young Chris and Andrew worked at a TV news station in Seattle. It was glamorous but often boring. There were long stretches of time with nothing to do while being sequestered at said station. They often amused themselves by treating interns with scorn and ridicule to while away the hours. Yet once there was an intern with merit. An intern who gave the give of film. The gift ... of Death Wish. Soon Chris and Andrew would embark on a journey through four amazingly good yet often terrible action flicks. Reveling in the violent actions of one Charles Bronson. Though a fifth film did exist ... the two men were warned by this wise intern ... never watch. Dear lord Jesus do not watch!

We did not listen. Join us dear listeners for Death Wish V ... THE FACE OF DEATH!

Coming Soon: Death Wish V (1994)

March 19th, 2017

Twins of Evil (1971)

March 13th, 2017

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This movie was ....... not great.

We had such high hopes for this one. Judging by our past experiences with Hammer Horror and by the fact that it starred Playboy model twins ... and Peter Cushing!! ... Peter Cushing.
Well I suppose they can't all be good. Maybe this one needed a little more time in the writers room. A little more vampire hunting. A little more nudity ... Christopher Lee. So many variables to consider when making vampire camp. Oh well.

Join us for Twins of Evil! ... and excuse Andrews incessant coughing.