Popeye (1980)

November 20th, 2016

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Mistakes were made. When I had realized the late great Robert Altman was in fact the director of this weeks "film" ... and having just watched The Long Goodbye ... I thought to myself:

Self, how can you NOT put Popeye on the list. I could sit through it again ... I think. I mean its Robert Altman. Maybe I'll have a new found appreciation for what is arguable not a great movie. I was inarguable wrong.

There isn't much more to say. The film is notoriously bad and for good reasons. Altman couldn't save it. Williams couldn't save it. And Shelley Duvall playing the role she was clearly born to play is yet still not enough to make this musical (and holy mother of god do I use the term musical lightly) watchable.

Also Andrew shuts down what I thought was going to be an interesting political discussion between the two of us to talk about some random movies he watched on a plane or something ......

Join us!!

Coming Soon: Popeye (1980)

November 16th, 2016

Dragonslayer (1981)

November 12th, 2016

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In this weeks webipod I was under the assumption that I'd be introducing Andrew to a film that he would love. Well maybe not love but like. Well maybe not like but wouldn't hate. Turns out it was a mix of all three. Mission accomplished?

Join us as we watch Dragonslayer!!! ... without all the exclamations.

Not much to say about this one honestly. Slightly better than average 80's fantasy film starring that guy from Ally McBeal and NUMB35627RS ... you know ... him. (Peter MacNicol)

Also I talk about the day I met the smartest man alive and Andrew drones on about some other nonsense who cares just listen.

Coming Soon: Dragonslayer (1981)

October 30th, 2016

Wild Zero (1999)

October 22nd, 2016

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What do you get when you create a zombie comedy film in 1999, heavily influenced by Tarantino, to push the career of a hard rock band ... in Japan. You get Wild Zero!!
Exploding blue zombie heads and rock music and crazy daisy duke wearing creepy villians hellbent on stopping a magical hard rock/punk group named Guitar Wolf! Also ten other plots that make no sense mixed in with a positive transgender message ... and Aliens!! ... ??

We enjoyed ourselves with this one. Join us for this weeks webipod as we watch Wild Zero!! ... and make fun of Donald Trump a lil bit.

Coming Soon: Wild Zero (1999)

October 14th, 2016

Swamp Thing 1 & 2 (1982 - 1989)

October 8th, 2016

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Well I feel like we've come as close to double feature bliss as we're ever going to achieve on this podcast. Not to say both of these films were good ... far from it. One however was awesome!

I give you Swamp Thing and The Return of Swamp Thing ... in what we're calling ... Swamp Thing Double Feature!!

This episode is more exciting than my description of it I promise. Join us as we discuss the many facets of Swamp Thing including the comics by cranky genius Alan Moore and various other source materials. Also James is here ... and we sing .......... please listen.


... also I'd like to apologize for the audio quality of this pod ... we were having unforeseen audio board issues that'll be cleared up for the next episode. I promise ...

Coming Soon: Swamp Thing 1 & 2 (1982 - 1989)

October 1st, 2016

Seven Men from Now (1956)

September 24th, 2016

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Let me tell you Search for Schlock listeners this weeks webipod was a breeze. (Never mind the late posting ... all will be addressed in episode)
After having to sit through last weeks horror (I don't even want to talk about it scroll down if you didn't listen to that one) it was a pure joy watching Seven Men from Now. A decidedly "better than average western" ... which is high praise coming from the likes of Andrew. Randolph Scott and Lee Marvin give us a delightful tale of good old fashion revenge in this some what cookie cutter yet charming film. Also witty banter and an attempt to talk about topical current events ... enjoy!

... yeah yeah short I know but it's late ... click the links.

Coming Soon: Seven Men from Now (1956)

September 18th, 2016